Chocolate and Small dogs.

What's the difference between chocolate and things that look like chocolate?

When I was sitting in my bed on Tumblr and creeping on Facebook, my mom picked something small up off the floor and flicked it at me 

"Ew, what did you flick at me?" - Me

"If you keep leaving things on the floor one of the dogs are going to eat it and get sick. Damn it, Ashley I've told you this so many times." - Mom

"Mom, I haven't had chocolate in forever..."

And we both turned to look at my Yorkie Chanel sitting on my bed, acting like she didn't understand what was going on. But she had this derpy little smile knowing that her pile of poop was now sitting on my shirt. I'm beyond ready for the weekend.